A downloadable mod

A low-quality shitpost mod that replaces all jinx equipment with spannerbar equipment themed around The Spanner Incident. 

This mod was made without even launching the game, so i don't have any screenshots. Instead, I asked some critics about how The Spanner Incident influenced the humanity. That's what they said:

-  "Spanners. Where in our modern age and day would we be without them? Building our cars, building our tables. Building the smile on a young lad's face on his first day of school. Building the warm beams of sunlight on a dandelion uprooted for being a weed. Truly I think spanners are the coup de grâce (that's Italian for "spice of life") that define our modern world. But what happens when spanners are disagreed upon? What happens when the iconography of spanners becomes a controversial subject? Yes, it is possible. Despite seemingly every quart of blood plasma existing in a world where spanners are our savior and inspiration to us all, some controversy had once arisen regarding the unquestionable godhood of spanners and wrenches. This incident occurred in A.D. 2022 and is known as "The Spanner Incident". Today my essay will be about how the The Spanner Incident has influenced all of humanity. T = 1 second, The Spanner Incident has begun and spanner icons have been removed. Spanners worldwide, unsupported by the faith of the people, begin to disintegrate in our very claws. T = 2 seconds. Media mass hysteria saying that spanners never existed. After 3 seconds humanity finally managed to rebuild spanners and wrenches but had forgotten how much they mattered. But a recent movement is restoring the image of spanners finally. In conclusion, The Spanner Incident has influenced all of humanity. Thank you."

- "what the hell even was the spanner incidenct"

- "make sure there's atleast one spanner item that combines your dice with NO exceptions (so 5 + 3 = 8 instead of 6 and 2) incase the spanner mod is actually real and not a holographic illusion created by the western zodiac alie- oh"

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morespanners.zip 50 kB

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good mod my eyes are burning